Suey nominee

Sing to the tune of the One Direction song from Top Gun Maverick.

I had to take a crap…… Made it into Charlie’s stall but there’s no TP………… Wiped my butt with my hand…… Swiped it like a credit card between my butt cheeks…………. And now I’m gonna go eat hot wings……… Make sure they’re all flats, $19.99 a pound….. ……. Gonna eat a pound of hot wings…….. I don’t need no naps, I’ll just lick my hands….. ….. I ain’t worried bout it